a little funny story

aslam aleakom wa rahmat allah wa barakato
what "s up guy"s
with out of alooot of talk i will just started
well there were two friends who are big liers, they wanted to travel so they took the train,one of them has a dark skin color and the other one is white.
when they went on the train, the white one sat in the front alone ,while the otherone sat at the back next to an old french woman.
he said to her: do you know who i am??
she looked at him and said in a strange way : no, why would i know you??
he said : really???
she said in an angry way: i said i dont know you.
he said: well, it's me: koufy annan, G.W.bosh sent me to france for a parliament.
she new he was lying, said to herself while she was standing to change her place: "what a freak!!" , she went and sat next to the white one
she said: hi,i came here because there's a guy in the back who tells crazy stories.
he smiled without knowing that she was talking about his friend and said: really? what did he say?
she said: well he claimed that he's koufy annan and that bosh sent him for a parliament here in france.
he said: WHAT???? no..what a big ******* lier !!! i didnt send anyone for a parliament
tota tota the hatota is end
with my love